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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Telephone bill - this is a classic !!!

The phone bill was exceptionally high and
the man of the house called a family meeting...
On a Saturday morning...
after breakfast...


Dad:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.


Mum:
Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.


Son:
Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.


Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

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Fire fighting in the dunes... Dubai style




























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Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.



Newton commits suicide...
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Idukki- Vagaman




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Superb advertisements.....Must see.....

Volkswagen Van came up with this brilliant idea to promote its carrying capacity as against many other cars:
Ford Mondeo showcases its pickup speed with this stunner of an advertisement. Great execution.

The copy reads "From 0 to 100 kmph in 8.7 seconds."


Volkswagen comes with yet another winner for its Polo car in this classic advertisement. A little background may be essential to understand this one. The football rivalry between Germany and Holland is as big as that between India-Pak in cricket. This ad, which has the headline "Extremely Well Built." has a group of german football team supporters travelling in a VW Polo car among a gang of Dutch fans. And the rest is self-explanatory .



One last piece from Volswagen for its Nueva Passat car. Here the emphasis on the luxurious back space available in the car. Again, great art work and execution .



Some more effective anti-smoking advertisements that I came across recently:



Ever wondered how advertising agencies would advertise themselves? McCann Erickson comes up with these really good ones, suggesting the value of their advice to clients. The copy reads "You wont be sorry you listened to us."

Absolutely hilarious. Just imagine Fidel Castro with the lollipop instead of his characteristic cigar. And advising Jesus Christ on what motif he should be adopting!! (No offense is meant to any religious preferences.)





This is a very catchy ad for a karate school. Looks like they have a very practical approach to learning it


This is a print ad taken out by Rodasol insect killer in the Obituary section of a newspaper. Death to the Bugs





A very simple but hard-hitting advertisement by the Mumbai Traffic Police on the importance of wearing helmet:


One of the best, by Seagram, that asks drivers to choose carefully between two things:





An explosion of colours fantastically brought out by the recent print ads for Sony Bravia television:



The outcome is unbelievable. Also a bit headache-inducing, if I may say so. :-)


Here is a very creative use of bowling alleys to advertise for dental implant insurance. Whoever got this idea and made a sudden leap of imagination was being sooo.. damn creative.



A "Don't Drink and Drive" campaign by Vasir breweries on their beer bottle caps. Upon opening the bottle, the car printed on the cap appears bent, and on reverse we have the simple slogan. Very simple but effective.

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