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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Believe it or not







Now


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Funny SMS(Hindi)

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends


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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.


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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!


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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.


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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Kripya Dhyaan De,









Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

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Geeta mein likha hai?








are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

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INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...

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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

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New Year SMS

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 200X

SMS Category: New Year SMS
Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

SMS Category: New Year SMS
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

SMS Category: New Year SMS
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

SMS Category: New Year SMS
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb,Peace for march, No worries for AprilFun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 200X.

SMS Category: New Year SMS
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

SMS Category: New Year SMS
Wishing you happy new year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year.


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Valentine Days SMS

1) Where love reigns there is no will to power and where the will to power
is paramount love is lacking the one is but the shadow of the other happy
velentines
day




2) Love is never lost if not reciprocated it will flow back and soften and
purify the heart happy velentines day.





3) After the verb to love to help is the most beautiful verb in the world
love is the flower you have got to let grow happy velentines day.




4) Go out on a rainy day and count how many rain drops fall and i'll tell u
thats how much i miss u and care for u. =)




5) miles & tym cnt stp wt we hv. ts a bond dt lsts aftr evrytn els n my lyf
hs gone wrng.we myt b bth bc doin wt we hv2do, bt f evr ul nid me, il alwys
b arnd 4
u




6) its a nice feelin whn sum1 u luv luvs u in return. So whn u knw d 1 u luv
has special feelings 4 u, nvr let dem go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat
beat
as 1.




7) Sumday ul forget me... My name, my voice, and who i am to you. But even
if you forget me, just want u to know that i will never forget how much you
mean to m
e.




8) i never regret d chance i gave myself 2 kwn you. Coz now u're a part of
me dat i'l chersh til d end. im happy having knwn you, hope you fell d same
way 2, ("
,)




9) ThRee seConDs t0 say i LoVe yoU...
3 hours to explain it...
aNd a LiFeTiMe 2 prove iT.




10) Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other evryday. Wat counts
is dat somehow in our busy lives,we remmber each other.




11) Wen u find luv...
Treasure it...
Take care of it...
B true 2 it...
Make gud use of it...
Bcoz luv comes unseen...
U can only c it...

wen it's gone.




12) When i say i love you, i mean i love you as you are i have no
expectations, no selfish motives, no other desires than to let you know i
really love you.




13) Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? and
the day after that? Because i'll be loving you every single day of my life.




14) i luv you
til the day i die,
i luv you
til i break down and cry.
i love you
and i'll make you see
that noone will ever love you


more than ME.




15) if u hesit8 whn i hold ur hand, ill let u go. if u run away whn i giv u
a kiss, il let u go. But once u let me giv u a hug, just once... il never
let you go
.




16) knowing u
has always been
a mystery.

i cudnt evn undrstand
how we evr
bcame friends.

But watevr
d rison mayb
im thankful
coz somehow
u made me hapPy...




17) When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting
thing. They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted
to.




18) Never waste an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone you really
love cause it's not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you
fall in lov
e.




19) Love is like air. you'll never know it's there until you feel it and
you'll never know it's gone until you need it.




20) wn i tel u here i am, wn i tel u i cre, i do..wn i teL u iL nver Leave
u, i wont. iL b here. i wont Leave u, & iL nver get tired of bein here 4u.




21) if u fall,"NoBoDy" wil care 4u!
if u die,"NoBoDy" will cry 4u!
coz "NoBoDy" luvs u!

oh by d way...my name is "NoBoDy!"




22) y do we close our eyes wen we dream?..
dts bcoz d most btiful thngs n lyf s unseen..
so ask me...
y cnt i see u ryt nw?




23) Wn it cms 2 luv, its hard 2 know f u hve d ryt 1. Many lovers weep, and
left n sorrow.y?Bcoz WoRDS cant iMMoRTaLiZe emotions..:'c




24) i tHaNk u Bcoz u LiSten wHen i sPeak & U c Me 4 wHo i am. i wiL thanK u
evRy day of My LiFe Bcoz Ur 1 of My Life's greatst gfts!




25) u dnt hav 2 ask f i care. in evry word u say, fil free2tel ur worries &
realyz dt im hir..4 now 4 always & 4evr 4u exclusvely...




26) its ok 2 disagree w/ sum1 u luv. how u disagree makes all the
difference. Disagree with respect 4 d other person's opinion whether or not
u think its right.




27) D bad tyms can strengthen a relationship if both persons r willing to
make a commitment 2 do whatever it takes 2 work on d problems & learn from
the bad tim
es.




28) i wndr y d strs stl shyn evn f im sad.

i wndr y d birds stl fly evn f i cry.

i wndr y d sun stl smyls evn f im blu.

myb bcz d wrld's telin me i stl hv u.




29) To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,,
To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,
To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,,
To have a Happiness, i need you..!!




30) I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it,i
love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.


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I Love You SMS

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest



if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...



it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful eyes i get my breath taken away




R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u




Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"



ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!



baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell them i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
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Stairway to Penthouse


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