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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

job titles

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:


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Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist


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House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager


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Typist - Printed Document Handler


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Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer


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Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician


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Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer


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Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians


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Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer


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Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator


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Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer


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Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist


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Cook - Food Preparation Officer


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Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator


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Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist


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