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Sunday, November 30, 2008

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.







2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.







3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.





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4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.







5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.







6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.







I apologize about this. I'm an





idiot and I needed company...





HAVE A NICE DAY



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Shriya Saran

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Banta as the carpenter


Banta was a carpenter on a building site, he rushed up to the site engineer. "Sir, Sir!" he cried, "Someone just dropped a knife from the top of the scaffold and sliced my ear off!"

The site engineer immediately organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that micro-surgeon would be able to sew it on again, if it was well-preserved in ice and taken immediately to the hospital in a thermos flask.

"Here it is!" cried one of the searchers, waving an ear.

"No, that s not it," said the injured Banta, "mine had a pencil behind it!"


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Why the US is in crisis





An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Least Romantic letter (Ideal after breakup)



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.


But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face,
and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

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God and the little boy

A little boy wanted Rs. 500 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally , he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs. 500. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to " God , India ", they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.200. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs. 300 as tax's!"


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Nayan Thara

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What if the IT Industry start making films ?

Some future film titles will be like :---


1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai---Humara dil apke paas hai

2) Aao chat kare---Aao Pyar Kare

3) Programmer no.1---Coolie no.1

4) Mera naam developer---Mera naam joker

5) Java wale job le jayenge---Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain---Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein

7) Do processor baarah terminal---Do aankhen Baraah Haat

8) Tera code chal gaya---Tera jadoo chal gaya

9) Har Din jo mail Karega---Har dil jho pyar karega

10) Network Ke Us Paar

11) Debugging koi Khel nahi---Pyar koi khel nahi

12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai---Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai

13) Raju ban gaya MCSE---Raju ban gaya Gentleman

14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

15) Login karo sajana---Pyar karo sajna

16) Naukar PC ka

17) DOWN to hona hi tha---Pyar tho hona hi tha

18) Partition (Deewar)

19) 1942 - A Bug Story---1942 - A love story

20) Kaho Na Virus Hai---Kaho naa pyar hai

21)dot-Company (Company)

22) Program Instruction Aur Method ---Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat

23)Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)

24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai---Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai

25) BugVadh

26)Logon (Lagaan)

27) Shaheed Hacker Singh---Shaheed bhagat singh

28) Hacker 420

29)Password De Ke Dekho---Dil deke dekho

30)Terminal Apna Login Paraya

31) Mr Network Lal---Mr.Natwarlal

32)Meine Debug Kiya---Meine pyar kiya

33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna---Doli sajake rakhna

34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja

35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta---Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta

36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi

37.)Server se --- Dil se

38.)Mission Virus---Mission kashmir



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Friday, November 28, 2008

ASIN

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U got me wrapped around your finger


U got mewrapped around your finger



If you, if you could return,don't let it burn, don't let it fade.

I'm sure I'm not being rude,but it's just your attitude,
It's tearing me apart, It'sruining everything.

I swore, I swore I would betrue, and honey, so did you.
So why were you holding herhand? Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time?Was it just a game to you?

But I'm in so deep. You knowI'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around yourfinger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger?Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?




Oh, I thought the world ofyou.
I thought nothing could gowrong,
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
If you, if you could get by,trying not to lie,
Things wouldn't be so confusedand I wouldn't feel so used,
But you always really knew, Ijust wanna be with you.



But I'm in so deep. You knowI'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around yourfinger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger?Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?



You know I'm such a fool foryou.
You got me wrapped around yourfinger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger?Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?


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Why Girls Don't Marry Software Guys !







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Life is like that........

There are 2 people always next to you:

1 - The M (Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you.

2 - The TL (Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for you..... And busy in his world

And In between its YOU, who struggles with all the WORK...?!!


The perfect picture is given below...... {Team leader --- YOU --- Manager}



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Team leader YOU Manager

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Bhavana

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DO U Love Someone ?

Just keep looking at the picture for some time
If u really love someone u will see his/her face in it.....



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1950s Italian Police Motorcycle Drill Team





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Joke



One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.




MAD: Is it police station ???




Police: Yes, what is the matter ???




MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.




Police: Are you mad?




MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.




Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.




MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom...




Police: you FOOL...



MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..




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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

ARAY O GABBAR !!!!!!!! (HINDI)


Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do


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Your horoscope




Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs.




VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.



SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.



LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.



ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.



GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.



LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.




CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.



PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.



CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.



TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.



SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.




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Riya-Sen

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genelia

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Thunnam

Aiwaaa…………..




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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

DO U Love Someone ?

Just keep looking at the picture for some time
If u really love someone u will see his/her face in it.....





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I give(POEM)

I give you my love
For the harmony you bring into my life
I give you my love
For the understanding of my needs
and the many smiles you have
brought to me...

I give you my love
for the joy you bring to my heart
and the many ways you make me feel
with every embrace ...

I give you my love
For the comfort you bring me
and the many treasured times
we have shared.....

I give you my love
For the way you are my friend
as well as the many ways you
express your love...

I give you my love
For the many ways that you've
allowed me to be a part of
your life....
I give you my love.


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FRIENDS JUSTICE SYSTEM - LOL FUNNY TOON




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Monday, November 24, 2008

SaLma hayek











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