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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Drowsy Santa







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At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks:

"Santa, is that you?"

Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.

"Santa, don't make me nervous, is that you?"

Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Santa, standing there.

"You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren't you answering???"

"I was nodding you!!!"








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