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Monday, February 28, 2011

Funny SMS

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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
U....
R....
Always....
A HEADACHE to me !!!!


When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I'll take u an eye specialist !!


If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.


Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
Fool............


I wrote ur name on the sands.............
It got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
It got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart.............

I got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in
Ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers



Ur smile can be compared to a flower 

Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
But in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best

True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
So when u need true love
Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow


Dear Friend,

When I ask u flower,
U give me bouquet
When I ask u a stone
U give me a statue
When I ask u a feather
U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


I had VODKA with WATER 

I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

When I call u; 

1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !


The human brain is most outstanding thing....... 

It functions 24hrs 365 days.....
It functions right from the time u r Born.... Until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler had commited suicide



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Friday, February 25, 2011

Is It True? - IV

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Is It True? - III

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Deadly Beauties..... Excellent Photography!!
Heights of Resentment!!!!

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